I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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