never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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