And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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