once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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