ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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