Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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