Little spoons don't ask big questions
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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