due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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