that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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