fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
