This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Oh god it's open bar.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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