As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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