didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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