I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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