girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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