When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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