i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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