I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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