I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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