I need help removing her.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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