Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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