My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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