My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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