i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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