He disabled his match.com account in front of me
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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