no. you can't hotbox the world.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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