i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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