xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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