Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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