i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize