Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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