I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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