Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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