Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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