better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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