have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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