Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize