i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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