If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
tell me about the eggs
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