I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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