I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
