your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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