It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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