You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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