TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
