i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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