I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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