No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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