all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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