I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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