My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's Friday. Sex?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
we're so committed to being not committed
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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