I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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